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Breaking: Black Box-Gate (Major Revelations!)

Hi, Everybody!

I got another "missive" from our old pal "Debbie Does Dallas":

IS THE LEAK AT YOUR HOUSE?  STAY TUNED FOR "PLUMBING THE DEPTHS" AT 1O P.M. EASTERN TIME

TWO RIVERS, WI--A Moment of Cerebus' highly-placed source, who is familiar with the matter, speaking (sigh) once again on the condition of anonymity has sent another dispatch.  To Matt Dow's house.

According to the source, who used to be "high-placed", but who (after the Grammar Police got to him) has become a "highly-placed" source, "there is not really much breaking news.  Back to you, Brad."

AMOC is not really sure who Brad is.  There was a Brian who used to work here, but AMOC thinks he went off to study whales...or, something...

Aaaanyway, Matt Dow told the highly-placed source, according to AMOC, that he would prefer not to get dispatches sent directly to his house.

"It wakes up the kids," he said.

Additionally, the highly-placed source , who is (very) familiar with the matter at hand, and is still speaking on the condition of anonymity (because, you know, he can), spoke about the Black Boxes.

"They're still gonna be * black* boxes and the first one (OWHBB#1) will have four OWH one-of-ones and six more very rare OWH copies.  Back to you, Brad."

More updates as they come in.

No they won't.

Because I got a message from "Debbie Does Dallas's"  source.

(That's right, Matt's got da skillz. Da skillz 2 pay da billz!)

Anyway, I can confidently reveal that "Debbie Does Dallas" is none other than:

(pause for dramatic effect)

JEFF SEILER (DUN! DUN! DUN!!!) (Also, the call is coming from inside the house. The cops say you should GET OUT! GET OUT NOW!)

And, the anonymous confidential source, speaking on the condition of anonymity because he isn't authorized to discuss it, said:

For an "un-redacted" copy of this message, send $300 (American) to A Moment Of Cerebus, in small unmarked bills

Oh WHO could this Off-White House source be?!? I mean, it could be ANYBODY...who works at the Off-White House... Dave, it's Dave. You guys figured that out, right?

So now that Jeff Seiler has been UNMASKED(!!!) as the vile, unrepentant, leaking, whistle-blowing scum he is... something something something... (I admit, that sentence kinda got away from me.)

An AMOC recreation of: How Jeff Got Involved In "Black Box-Gate"

Now that we all know Jeff is one of the "inside people," he can start answering the BIG questions:

1. What did he know?
2. When did he know it?
3. How much is he gonna pay to keep me from posting about it?
4. How shiny is TOO shiny for the Black Boxes?
5. What are we gonna obsess about now?

Next time: Jeff's denials: The Cover-Up Begins...

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